{"id":10746,"date":"2016-12-03T15:15:50","date_gmt":"2016-12-03T14:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/?p=10746"},"modified":"2016-12-03T15:15:50","modified_gmt":"2016-12-03T14:15:50","slug":"das-fuenfzigste-jahr-109","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/das-fuenfzigste-jahr-109\/","title":{"rendered":"Das f\u00fcnfzigste Jahr (109)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>3. Dezember 2015, <\/strong><strong>ein Donnerstag<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Eine ungestillte, nicht zu b\u00e4ndigende und zu bremsende Wut bricht sich nachts Bahn. Zwei N\u00e4chte mit Tr\u00e4umen aus Wut, w\u00fctend geschlafen, w\u00fctend erwacht, ganz aus Wut bestehend. Jetzt gleich zum Zahnarzt.<\/p>\n<p>Vom Zahnarzt zur\u00fcck: Da fiel das Wort &#8222;Wurzelbehandlung&#8220;. Er erw\u00e4hnte es &#8222;nur f\u00fcr den Fall&#8220;. Gleichzeitig (und offenbar angelegentlich) mahnte er, gr\u00fcndlich Z\u00e4hne zu putzen, und zwar &#8222;nicht nur zwei bis drei Minuten, sondern f\u00fcnf bis sechs&#8220;. Wie ein Penn\u00e4ler steht man da. Ob er das auch gesagt h\u00e4tte, wenn er w\u00fcsste, dass ich inzwischen in Weissensee wohne? In Weissensee wird man schneller alt als man Z\u00e4hne putzen kann. So sehr ich aus ethischen Gr\u00fcnden die Altersvielfalt in Weissensee begr\u00fc\u00dfe, so l\u00e4stig schl\u00e4gt mir hier der rapide Verfall entgegen: Panoramen meines bevorstehenden Siechtums.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3. Dezember 2015, ein Donnerstag Eine ungestillte, nicht zu b\u00e4ndigende und zu bremsende Wut bricht sich nachts Bahn. Zwei N\u00e4chte mit Tr\u00e4umen aus Wut, w\u00fctend geschlafen, w\u00fctend erwacht, ganz aus Wut bestehend. Jetzt gleich zum Zahnarzt. Vom Zahnarzt zur\u00fcck: Da fiel das Wort &#8222;Wurzelbehandlung&#8220;. 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