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Und das ist ein Golem.<br \/>\nNehmen Sie ruhig noch eines der gro\u00dfen Themen!<br \/>\nSeien Sie nicht so bescheiden, Ihr Nachbar k\u00f6nnte \u2026<\/p>\n<p>H\u00f6ren Sie auf, st\u00e4ndig \u00abFickt Euch!\u00bb zu sagen, ja?<br \/>\nSie sind schlie\u00dflich auch nicht im Bilde!<br \/>\n\u00dcber Goliath haben Sie hier nicht zu befinden! \u2013 N\u00f6!<\/p>\n<p>Ich kann sehr wohl jeden meiner S\u00e4tze mit Ausrufungszeichen beenden!<\/p>\n<p>Sie k\u00f6nnten sich freuen, hier das Klopapier mimen zu d\u00fcrfen!<br \/>\nUnsere Sterze nehmen Sie ernst! Wir hatten 5.000 Blatt zur<br \/>\nVerf\u00fcgung, und Sie sind\u2019s geworden, Monsieur Douche!<\/p>\n<p>Achten Sie zuk\u00fcnftig auf Ihre Haltung am Stiel im Sielh\u00e4uschen!<br \/>\nR\u00fchren Sie die Schw\u00e4ne nicht an! WRUMM-WRUMM<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nKaufmannsund- &amp; Kleinschreibenden<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vorsicht, das ist eine Kettens\u00e4ge! Und das ist ein Golem. 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