{"id":11245,"date":"2017-01-19T10:56:26","date_gmt":"2017-01-19T09:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/?p=11245"},"modified":"2017-01-19T10:56:26","modified_gmt":"2017-01-19T09:56:26","slug":"gedicht-mit-toupet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/gedicht-mit-toupet\/","title":{"rendered":"GEDICHT MIT TOUPET"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dieses Gedicht tut sich schwer damit<br \/>\nein Toupet aufzusetzen.<br \/>\nEs will ihm nicht wirklich gelingen<br \/>\nrichtig gro\u00dfkotzig zu sein.<br \/>\nAllein schon ein Adjektiv<br \/>\nwie <em>great<\/em> in den Mund zu nehmen<br \/>\nmacht ihm wahrlich M\u00fche,<br \/>\nund es ist ihm schier unm\u00f6glich<br \/>\neinfach zu behaupten<br \/>\nandere Gedichte h\u00e4tten keine Ahnung,<br \/>\nH\u00f6lderlins \u201eH\u00e4lfte des Lebens\u201c<br \/>\nh\u00e4tte keine Ahnung, <em>no clue<\/em>, vom Herbst,<br \/>\noder Jan Wagners Haikus<br \/>\nw\u00fcssten nichts von Regentonnen.<\/p>\n<p>Aber da denkt das Gedicht<br \/>\nwahrscheinlich viel zu kompliziert.<br \/>\nEin Gedicht mit einem Toupet<br \/>\nist ein Gedicht, das keine Glatze zeigt.<br \/>\n&#8211; Also los, sagt sich dieses Gedicht,<br \/>\nlass endlich die Sau raus,<br \/>\ndu kannst dir erlauben, Shakespeares Sonette<br \/>\nin der \u00dcbersetzer-Umkleide zu befummeln<br \/>\nund Inger Christenses \u201esommerfugle\u201c<br \/>\nins Panini-Album zu kleben,<br \/>\ndu kannst dir alles erlauben,<br \/>\nweil du gleich im \u201eFisch\u201c gepostet wirst,<br \/>\nweil all die anderen Gedichte im Forum,<br \/>\n<em>establishment<\/em>, unter dir stehen werden.<br \/>\nDie allermeisten Anderen tragen ohnehin<br \/>\nl\u00e4ngst ein Toupet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dieses Gedicht tut sich schwer damit ein Toupet aufzusetzen. 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