{"id":11402,"date":"2017-01-30T20:54:35","date_gmt":"2017-01-30T19:54:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/?p=11402"},"modified":"2017-01-30T20:54:35","modified_gmt":"2017-01-30T19:54:35","slug":"touristen-und-kamele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/touristen-und-kamele\/","title":{"rendered":"Touristen und Kamele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Die Stadt als Meer, gelbe<br \/>\nSteinwellen,\u00a0die von der W\u00fcste<br \/>\naus aufeinander zu rollen, um\u00a0<br \/>\nim Spalt des Nils zu verschwinden.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nAm D\u00fcnenrand die Pyramiden, Trittsteine\u00a0<br \/>\nin der Zeit, umschw\u00e4rmt von Kameltreibern,<br \/>\nF\u00fchrern, H\u00e4ndlern &#8211; die toten K\u00f6nige<br \/>\nern\u00e4hren noch immer ihre Kinder.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nEine Touristin lamentiert: Schade,\u00a0dass<br \/>\nalles so kaputt ist, w\u00e4hrend sie\u00a0nerv\u00f6s<br \/>\nversucht, einen r\u00e4udigen Hund weg-<br \/>\nzusto\u00dfen, der an ihrer Tasche schnuppert.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nBist du das Cheops? 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