{"id":13525,"date":"2017-10-08T10:33:24","date_gmt":"2017-10-08T09:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/?p=13525"},"modified":"2017-10-10T05:13:32","modified_gmt":"2017-10-10T04:13:32","slug":"s-top-eishoernchen-lag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/s-top-eishoernchen-lag\/","title":{"rendered":"s\u2019 top Eish\u00f6rnchen lag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>da noch. Bei uns gibt\u2019s keine N\u00fcsse, Herr Freud,<br \/>\nnur Leid. Und Schilder. Keiner glaubt mehr daran.<br \/>\nSie werden immer vollgeklebt, immer \u00fcberfahren.<br \/>\nAlles hier ist ein Flop, selbst dieser faustf\u00f6rmige<br \/>\nKetschupfleck an meinem Arm. Ich klopfte jeden Tag damit an<br \/>\ndie T\u00fcren der Nachbaumeister. Ihre Secondshowshops*<br \/>\nflorierten; verwaisten: Die Gestalten brauchten zu viel Eis<br \/>\nw\u00e4hrend der Brandrodung der Kritischen W\u00e4lder, alles<br \/>\nerkaltet (lies ruhig  mal wieder Brecht, aber ruhig), pr\u00e4chtig veraltete Scharen<br \/>\nStoppschilder auf Feldherrenh\u00fcgel gepflanzt wie Befehle in Ohren, ihr Echo<br \/>\nhallt wieder(!) in den Mittelfingergebirgen, und ob-ob-ob-ob-ob \u2026, sasa ke?<br \/>\nWenn Ketschupfaust und Faunensch\u00e4del zusammensto\u00dfen und es klingt hohl,<br \/>\nist das allemal im Ketschupfaust? * Kling klang schon verklungen<br \/>\n[Hier bitte klinkeln, Kern\u00f6lkompetenzkollege kommt gleich.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>da noch. Bei uns gibt\u2019s keine N\u00fcsse, Herr Freud, nur Leid. Und Schilder. Keiner glaubt mehr daran. Sie werden immer vollgeklebt, immer \u00fcberfahren. Alles hier ist ein Flop, selbst dieser faustf\u00f6rmige Ketschupfleck an meinem Arm. Ich klopfte jeden Tag damit an die T\u00fcren der Nachbaumeister. 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