{"id":14147,"date":"2018-03-28T22:16:17","date_gmt":"2018-03-28T21:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/?p=14147"},"modified":"2018-03-31T06:47:07","modified_gmt":"2018-03-31T05:47:07","slug":"als-der-balkon-in-den-hinterhof-stuerzte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/als-der-balkon-in-den-hinterhof-stuerzte\/","title":{"rendered":"Als der Balkon in den Hinterhof st\u00fcrzte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mein Chef bat mich heute, noch solange zu bleiben, bis ein Schuldner dagewesen war, der 1 Millionen Euro in bar vorbeibringen wollte. \u201eNicht dass er mich umlegt\u201c, scherzte er. Ich sagte gerade laut: \u201eDer w\u00e4re ja auch bl\u00f6d, wenn er <em>keine<\/em> Waffe dabei h\u00e4tte&#8220;, als selbiger schon zur T\u00fcr hereinkam.<br \/>\nJust in dem Moment brach der Balkon unseres B\u00fcros ab und st\u00fcrzte in den Hinterhof. Mein Gott, wenn ich mir \u00fcberlege, wie oft ich da in der Mittagspause draufgestanden und telefoniert hab, z.B. mit dir.<br \/>\nAls sich der Staub legte, sahen wir die Sonne spinnenwebengleich in den Spitzen der B\u00e4ume h\u00e4ngen. Weiter unten war es schon Nacht.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mein Chef bat mich heute, noch solange zu bleiben, bis ein Schuldner dagewesen war, der 1 Millionen Euro in bar vorbeibringen wollte. \u201eNicht dass er mich umlegt\u201c, scherzte er. Ich sagte gerade laut: \u201eDer w\u00e4re ja auch bl\u00f6d, wenn er keine Waffe dabei h\u00e4tte&#8220;, als selbiger schon zur T\u00fcr hereinkam. 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