{"id":15946,"date":"2020-02-20T15:46:08","date_gmt":"2020-02-20T14:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/?p=15946"},"modified":"2020-02-20T15:46:08","modified_gmt":"2020-02-20T14:46:08","slug":"kapiert-euch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/kapiert-euch\/","title":{"rendered":"kapiert euch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">Vom Bett, wo junge Seehunde lauten<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">als h\u00e4tte sie\u2019s, in einer Gurgel (meiner),<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">in einen Flu\u00df verschlagen, zum Park<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">(Volkspark) f\u00fcr verschlissene Chefsessel<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">\u2013 und es gibt Beweisfotos, wertes Zentralorgan \u2013 <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">hinaus auf die Gesellschaftsinseln<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">inmitten dieser Fa\u00e7onschnitt-Epiphanien.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">Zwei lehnen schon an B\u00e4umen und kotzen<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">die Metaphern wieder aus. Kartenhausm\u00e4gen.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">Fehlen nur dem Brahmsschaf feuchte Tr\u00e4ume<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">von Handwerk ohne Inspiration im Jetzt-Hier-Origo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif\">Reden wir nochmal dr\u00fcber nach dem Neobarock.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vom Bett, wo junge Seehunde lauten als h\u00e4tte sie\u2019s, in einer Gurgel (meiner), in einen Flu\u00df verschlagen, zum Park (Volkspark) f\u00fcr verschlissene Chefsessel \u2013 und es gibt Beweisfotos, wertes Zentralorgan \u2013 hinaus auf die Gesellschaftsinseln inmitten dieser Fa\u00e7onschnitt-Epiphanien. &nbsp; Zwei lehnen schon an B\u00e4umen und kotzen die Metaphern wieder aus. Kartenhausm\u00e4gen. 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