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Die B\u00e4ckerin zwinkert: \u201eDie ist immer so. Auch wenn sie <em>nicht<\/em> &#8218;was ganz Bl\u00f6des&#8216; gemacht hat.\u201c Ich gehe mit der Frau hinaus, gebe ihr mein Handy; aber sie kann damit nicht umgehen. Kurz darauf h\u00e4nge ich in Warteschleifen und fremden Geschichten. Gerade will ich fragen, was ich auf den AB sprechen soll, da sehe ich, wie sie in den Container klettert&#8230; P\u00fcnktlich Feierabend machen, mit einem Brot in der Tasche, davon tr\u00e4ume ich nur.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zustell-Ende in der Heinrich-Heine. Ich geh kurz vor eins noch beim B\u00e4cker rein. Bevor ich mein Brot bestellen kann, kommt eine \u00e4ltere Frau hereingest\u00fcrmt. \u201eIch muss mal kurz st\u00f6ren, ich hab was ganz Bl\u00f6des gemacht. 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