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Wir befinden uns<br \/>\nim Weingarten der Sprache, der Schnee f\u00e4llt hier mit dem R\u00fccken<br \/>\nzuerst, als w\u00e4re er ein blaues Tier. Aha, die Wirklichkeit<br \/>\nhaust in den Zimmern (izby), svet hei\u00dft  die Welt<br \/>\nund Bono hei\u00dft Bono. Durch ein Guckloch zu Beerscheba<br \/>\nbetrachten wir die einzige Blondine des Neuen Testaments,<br \/>\nMaria Magdalena, versonnen und spitz hantiert sie<br \/>\ndas L\u00f6ffelchen, vor sich Dantes Fu\u00dfabdruck, gel\u00f6st<br \/>\nin einem Glas Wasser<br \/>\n <em>Begr\u00fc\u00dfungsgedicht f\u00fcr Michal Habaj, Mila Haugov\u00e1, Rudolf Jurolek, Dana Podrack\u00e1, Martin Solotruk, Ivan Strpka, Nico Bleutge, Christian Filips, Sylvia Geist, Kerstin Hensel, Christian Steinbacher, Uljana Wolf<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das Leben ist m\u00f6glich, sofort kann es beginnen. 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