{"id":9899,"date":"2016-08-05T10:47:40","date_gmt":"2016-08-05T09:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/?p=9899"},"modified":"2017-01-06T17:46:40","modified_gmt":"2017-01-06T16:46:40","slug":"florale-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/der-goldene-fisch.de\/ping\/florale-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"Floralsatire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hinterher fanden sie mich halb versunken neben einer<br \/>\nParkbank, Dreck im Pelz und zwei rote Nelken in den Augen.<\/p>\n<p>Der andere kannte mich nicht, aber morgen beweisen sie,<br \/>\nich war Spielmann, Wolfsb\u00e4ndiger, bockb\u00f6ser Nachtschaden,<\/p>\n<p>am Ende hungernder Eint\u00e4nzer. Doch selbst versetzt mit Alkohol<br \/>\nund Salz bin ich ein Brutk\u00f6rper, voller Leben. Es h\u00e4ngt an mir. <\/p>\n<p>M\u00e4des\u00fc\u00df sprie\u00dft es in den Hotspots der inneren Besichtigung,<br \/>\nbl\u00fcht im Thorax auf, sprengt das Cranium, es wimmelt <\/p>\n<p>wie von Sommerschnee in meiner aufges\u00e4gten Laube, wie fr\u00fcher,<br \/>\nals ich noch mit L\u00f6wenzahn eroberte. Eine Menge habe ich <\/p>\n<p>auch mit Blumenstr\u00e4u\u00dfen erreicht, die ich irgendwohin warf,<br \/>\nund Juli kam mit Rose, dann Iris, Jasmin, Erika usw. <\/p>\n<p>Von meiner Art sind nicht mehr viele. Hundepl\u00e4tze grassieren und<br \/>\nInkasso. Und die Besserungsphrasen an kranken Betten, Nelken &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>im Ernst, meine Jagd ist heut ein Comicstrip auf altmodischen Vasen,<br \/>\ndenen sie die M\u00e4uler mit Nelken stopfen. F\u00fcr mich keine.<\/p>\n<p><em>noch mal f\u00fcr Arne, nach dem Gedicht &#8222;Der Nelkenherr&#8220; von Rautenberg<\/em><em><\/em><em><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hinterher fanden sie mich halb versunken neben einer Parkbank, Dreck im Pelz und zwei rote Nelken in den Augen. Der andere kannte mich nicht, aber morgen beweisen sie, ich war Spielmann, Wolfsb\u00e4ndiger, bockb\u00f6ser Nachtschaden, am Ende hungernder Eint\u00e4nzer. Doch selbst versetzt mit Alkohol und Salz bin ich ein Brutk\u00f6rper, voller Leben. Es h\u00e4ngt an mir. 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